The sushi chefs sent me home with a huge box of california rolls for free
I had a package waiting for me at home F YEAH PACKAGES.
I just talked to this guy on the phone about my internship and I get to teach English to Sherpa kids at the base of Mount Everest next summer for 8 weeks MY WHOLE LIFE HAS LEAD UP TO THIS MOMENT, I’M ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH HAPPY.
and they’re good, I mean, I can’t complain. They’re good. But when I’m done I feel even more bored and even more empty and even more depressed than I was before. And I think, did I enjoy that? I recognize that it’s a good movie. But to me movies are like pumpkin pie. When they’re good, they’re not too much more enjoyable than when they’re bad. And they leave me feeling sluggish and overly nostalgic and wasting away.
because i just watched soooo many documentaries on netflix…like for 6 hours, no joke. and i didn’t know our plan was limited so now all the instant play minutes are used up til like, who knows when….DANG IT i just want to watch more documentaries!!!
Why i sit on tumblr and look at hair pictures all day
i’m obsessed with fantastic hair because anyone of any race or body type can achieve it. You don’t have to be rich and get surgery or starve to death to get it, because no matter what you were born with you can rock the hell out of it and people can envy you for it and you don’t have to hurt yourself to get there.
Time to rant about things that aren't a big deal!!!
Because that’s 50% of what the internet is for. The other 50% is for the lulz.
SO, don’t you kind of dislike it when your online final exam that’s worth like, 1/4 of your grade is full of grammar errors and typos? Like one of the multiple choice options is literally: “B. Jesus was divine and” and you’re like….AND WHAT???? and then you know the right answer backwards and forwards because you studied Docetism like crazy but nothing fits, so you choose the typo one because it makes the most sense and then OOPS, sorry, whatever you thought they meant to say was apparently not at all what they meant. RAGE RAGE RAGE. This is all your fault, I deserve those 10 points back.
Also, today at work Kara came up to me and she was like “so those weird ladies at my table were all ‘omg tell that girl to not touch her hair’”. OK i know i mess with my bangs a lot, they are always in my face! And I’m sorry if you think it’s unsanitary. Maybe it is. I don’t know things about what germaphobe people think are sanitary! I eat sand!!! Willingly. I just wanted to go up to their table and go like
is there anything else i can get for you todayyyy? seriously though, if you’re super concerned with hygiene you might not want to eat at restaurants…cuz there are lots of germs, even when we are super clean. I use my hands to dish your salad. Yes, I wash them! if i washed them any more often they would be even more bloody than they already are from getting so dry. YOU WANT A BLOOD SALAD, BETCH??? okaay i am aware that i am being rude right now….
SERIOUSLY. This little bitch has been gone for 2 fucking years. We were filming the TR ‘09 intro and he like flew away and we moved EVERYTHING in eds basement including searching the TV shelves and couldnt find it… The joker toy is the ultimate troll. Seriously.
Fucking elusive bastard…. Like seriously. THEN we saw that FUCKING bobcat that just lives near eds house… This is just… IS THIS REAL LIFE!?