May 2011
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but i hate when i feel like this but i never hated you
May 31st
carpe-yourmom asked: Hahaha it was the highlight. H1GHL1GHT 0F Y0 LYF3!!!!!
May 28th
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The moment we've all been waiting for
Suzie: Corbin where’s your dad? Corbin: Look behind you. Dark as the night.
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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th3skinny asked: thanks for answering! google? really? what did you search for? I had no idea that my blog was that easy to find!

<3
May 26th
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Sometimes I love taking forever to get ready for...
instead of just going straight there and neglecting everything. PJs urination station brush teeth chapstick take off make up wash face sea salt soak for piercing then put some lavender oil on it neosporin for the burn on my face lotion on sunburn glass of water annnnd three hours later i’m basically ready. I don’t know why it feels so awesome. Maybe I really like certain...
May 23rd
WatchWatch
overreactingpanda: Mr. Hackle (Turn the volume up.) For all those who suffer from The Wonkies, this one’s for you. love craig and rachel.
May 22nd
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May 20th
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so about my last post...
these days something great will happen and then it all tends to turn to shit. cool cool cool.
May 20th
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BEST AFTERNOON
It’s snowing The sushi chefs sent me home with a huge box of california rolls for free I had a package waiting for me at home F YEAH PACKAGES. annnnnnd I just talked to this guy on the phone about my internship and I get to teach English to Sherpa kids at the base of Mount Everest next summer for 8 weeks MY WHOLE LIFE HAS LEAD UP TO THIS MOMENT, I’M ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH HAPPY.
May 19th
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May 18th
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this is just me crying and being a baby about my life for a little don’t mind me Thank you Arcade Fire for describing my life. But fuck it I love you even if I’m gonna feel like shit By the time I get to you Now the sky is turning blue The stars they disappear One by one as the daylights nears And yes you’re in my head But that doesn’t make you here And I’ve lost...
May 17th
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May 17th
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Slow days at work.
My Trying-to-be-a-good-waitress-and-smile-at-your-jokes-face: 11:00 12:00 1:00
May 16th
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Sometimes I watch good movies
and they’re good, I mean, I can’t complain. They’re good. But when I’m done I feel even more bored and even more empty and even more depressed than I was before. And I think, did I enjoy that?  I recognize that it’s a good movie.  But to me movies are like pumpkin pie.  When they’re good, they’re not too much more enjoyable than when they’re bad. And...
May 16th
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Upset
because i just watched soooo many documentaries on netflix…like for 6 hours, no joke. and i didn’t know our plan was limited so now all the instant play minutes are used up til like, who knows when….DANG IT i just want to watch more documentaries!!!
May 13th
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May 12th
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Why i sit on tumblr and look at hair pictures all...
i’m obsessed with fantastic hair because anyone of any race or body type can achieve it.  You don’t have to be rich and get surgery or starve to death to get it, because no matter what you were born with you can rock the hell out of it and people can envy you for it and you don’t have to hurt yourself to get there.
May 12th
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Dear 2007,
I TOLD you gigantic bows were going to be in. TOLD YOU. TOLD YOU. TOLD YOU. TOLD YOU.
May 12th
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I think my dad is reading Dave Barry to my mom while she takes a bath. Best parents.
May 12th
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All these pictures of people graduating are making...
I’m not supposed to be halfway through college already… everyone is starting their lives and I’ve always wanted to work towards doing something with my life but I’m not so sure about actually having to DO it.
May 9th
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May 7th
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carpe-yourmom asked: GURRRRRRL ERRYONE LIKES GEORGE MICHAEL!!!!!!!! If they say they don't THEY ARE LIEING.
May 7th
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Time to rant about things that aren't a big...
Because that’s 50% of what the internet is for. The other 50% is for the lulz. SO, don’t you kind of dislike it when your online final exam that’s worth like, 1/4 of your grade is full of grammar errors and typos? Like one of the multiple choice options is literally: “B. Jesus was divine and” and you’re like….AND WHAT???? and then you know the right...
May 7th
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carpe-yourmom asked: SUNHATS YES. I will maybe find a dress! ALSO HALF PRICE FRAPPUCINOS THIS WEEK. Yes. YESSS
May 6th
asiajam.com
ed. jessie.
May 3rd
That awkward moment when Rachel just puts her hand...
overreactingpanda: SERIOUSLY.  This little bitch has been gone for 2 fucking years.  We were filming the TR ‘09 intro and he like flew away and we moved EVERYTHING in eds basement including searching the TV shelves and couldnt find it… The joker toy is the ultimate troll. Seriously.     Fucking elusive bastard….  Like seriously.  THEN we saw that FUCKING bobcat that just lives near eds...
May 2nd
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