tonight we have a finely roasted sarcasm with a...
OH HI BITTER AND ANGRY RACHEL. this is absolutely the most convenient time for you to show up! right when I’m feeling demotivated and listless! And after all, the only thing worse than a nightmare is when it comes true the next day.
Today I learned
that I’m actually 59 credits, 2 senior theses, 2 internships, and 60 hours of community service away from graduating. And if all goes according to plan, I will do all this in a year and a half….. ….. … .. .
So I was at Crispers today
and this lady was looking at the gelato and she asked if I was planning on ordering any and I said “No, I’m just looking at it and imagining what it tastes like.” I was being 100% serious but in hindsight she probably thought I was a sarcastic bitch.
This is just me complaining because I'm not happy...
Florida is sticky and hot and it’s not home and it won’t ever be home and I miss Africa because that’s really home. And I don’t feel like I belong here and I know that’s such a whiny and dumb thing to say. But whatever person is sitting typing this is not real Rachel, it’s somebody else and she’s clean and wearing nice clothes and her hair and makeup look...
and when I wear heels I’m even taller. and if that makes you feel like less of a man because you’re freakin short, you can suck it up and deal, cuz I DO WHAT I WANT. P.S. this is dedicated to Craig who wants me to start wearing heels.
Put up with me and I’ll make you see that things are better when you’re with me
Instead of trying to catch up with 7 weeks worth...
I’m just going to post something myself and start from here. So. Hi Tumblr! I sort of missed you. As much as I can miss anything while I’m in Africa. Which is not a whole lot I guess. Please don’t be offended, Tumblr. I didn’t really miss anything while I was gone, except for washing myself in something besides the community long drop. I’m driving to Florida...