September 2011
20 posts
“If you are a Christian, you should not think of yourself as superior to others....”
– (via tapedcrusader)
Sep 27th
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Now I know why our drinking age is 21
Because the government is that smug guy at a birthday party who insists you open his last, because after his present is opened, all the others look like cheap little party favors from Kmart.  He just wanted to give the best gift at the party. EVERYONE’S PARTY. Selfish. Wanting to be the attention hog on other people’s birthdays.  The worst thing about a selfish gift is when...
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Me: What kind of music do you like?
Attractive Person: Well, Neutral Milk Hotel
Me: CAN WE MAKE OUT NOW.
Sep 18th
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Sep 15th
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Oh my gosh, long term commitments.
Today I  really miss my Ramona Flowers-like hair. Dang it! Growing out hair is hard…. RIP….annnnnd now I have to go look at pictures of long hair to re-inspire myself. Just keep me away from either scissors or money for a while.
Sep 15th
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It's mushroom day.
Me: *steals mushrooms* ….mushroomsforlife.net Jonathan: Is that a legit site? Me: Of course. Jonathan: I’m currently browsing the page.  Apparently mushroom science is moving at a rapid rate.
Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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This too accurate not to reblog...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Popular girls:  Popular boys:  Me and my friends: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 6th
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How to eat a whole pint of Ben and Jerrys.
Buy a pint of Ben and Jerrys.
Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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When I pull files out of my computer trash...
…I’m always hesitant to save them elsewhere because I feel like they smell bad. From being in the trash.
Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
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Current self-concept
Sep 5th
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Sep 4th
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Sep 4th
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Not spicy enough.
My life Florida version is not spicy enough so I got some Cayenne Pepper of course. It was purchased less than 24 hours ago and I’ve already had so many opportunities to use it that it has joined the purse crew (wallet, phone, keys, glasses, cayenne pepper.) -Cafeteria food, every day. -Last night at girls night there was salsa and it wasn’t spicy……… -This...
Sep 4th
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